Fuck Python. That's right, Python. You looked me dead in the eyes and told me that a non-zero integer was None and equals to None.
So, in 0.0872, there was a new bug that would sometimes set the girls' affection to 0, because Python got very confused. The issue is now fixed. Also, seemed trying to get the hint for the very first gallery slot for each character produced an error. This also made no sense whatsoever, but it's been fixed. Making non-sensical fixes to non-sensical bugs is a...
2025-04-24 07:32:27 +0000 UTC
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Uh, hi again.
Looks like some bugs were not really fixed for everyone and a couple other were still lingering in there. They should be taken care of now. For real. If your game was never bugged, you won't need the patch.
Again, if you're on PC/Mac version 0.087+, you can just update by downloading the hotfix-only version.
For Android users or new players, please download the full 0.0...
2025-04-23 18:50:54 +0000 UTC
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Well, hello there.
As is tradition, a couple of nasty progress halting bugs creeped into the release build. They've now been fixed, so rest easy. If you're on PC or Mac and you've already downloaded 0.087, you can just download the smaller platform-specific hotfix file and copy it to your game directory (11 Mb you'll save about 1 Gb worth of download if you do this small manual step).
For Android users or new players, please download the full 0.0871 game package.
And if you'...
2025-04-22 05:52:15 +0000 UTC
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Hello, all you fine ladies and gentlemen!
Now that the new update is almost out for the public, I'm interested in what people are actually looking forward to seeing the most! There are so many great options to choose from that I'd like your input on the matter.
Though I will have to reserve all rights to not comply with the results if it serves a greater purpose (like preventing a burnout :D)!...
2025-04-09 19:01:15 +0000 UTC
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Yes, I'm finally implementing the often requested gallery feature to the game (alongside a new detailed statistics page that should list everything I'm tracking). When I started creating the gallery, I had a vague idea what I'd want to be in it:
Non-repeatable lewd scenes
Repeatable lewd scenes that are harder or more bothersome to reach (security camera footage etc)
Non-repeatable sweet scenes (someone confessing their crush/l...
2025-03-04 10:34:40 +0000 UTC
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I updated the game with small bug fixes. New download links are in the original post.
You won't most likely need the update unless you were stuck due to Anna's storyline or Anna/Hermione weren't appearing in their locations in the town.
2025-02-09 10:53:32 +0000 UTC
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to get dirty.
== DOWNLOADS ==
Windows + Linux: GDRIVE - PIXELDRAIN
Mac: 2025-02-06 10:13:58 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my beautiful hostess patrons! The Early Access post should now be unlocked for you:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/0-086-early-120539880
Hope you'll like it<3
2025-01-31 06:59:15 +0000 UTC
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to get dirty.
== DOWNLOADS ==
Windows + Linux: GDRIVE - PIXELDRAIN
Mac: 2025-01-22 14:17:18 +0000 UTC
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First of all, Merry Christmas to you all! <3
And second of all, I wanted to make a little status update for you guys, so that you won't be getting too impatient too soon. Since the end of the year was grueling at work and the holidays are grueling at home, it looks like I won't get the update ready by the end of the year as I was hoping for. So, it'll be ready in January!
2024-12-24 11:29:51 +0000 UTC
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To compensate the nonexistent development in July, I paused the billing for a month (though not on Subscribestar - they were very convincing over there). Worry not, Club Detention will be back soon! Work on Anna's update is underway as I type it. Well, right after it anyways. Also, you can reach me via chat or Discord. Don't hesitate to send me a message!
Also, the protagonist finds himself nu...
2024-07-30 13:29:14 +0000 UTC
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Well, hello there.
I thought it was time to do a quick status update. There are good news and bad news. I'm a firm believer of getting the bad news out of the way first.
Bad news: Summer vacation is a bitch and I got pretty much nothing done during that time. So welp, that's 4 weeks "wasted". I know, I'm as bummed as you guys are. I did do some think work on the game, but nothing concrete really.
Good news: The vac...
2024-07-29 06:27:10 +0000 UTC
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Edit 2: 0.082 Hotfix has been released! See the changelog at the end of this post.
Edit: 0.081 Hotfix has been released! If you're having issues, make sure you're on the most current version.
Well folks, Club Detention has finally landed the shores of public release.
PC (Win/Linux): GDRIVE
2024-07-02 17:28:08 +0000 UTC
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The hostess tier patrons can now enjoy the early access of the latest version HERE.
2024-06-25 10:13:08 +0000 UTC
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Alright, the beta is over. The new version probably is not perfect, but I'm going out of town tomorrow, so the release happens now or is delayed until next week, so I thought maybe people would like to play the update sooner rather than later.
PC (Win/Linux): GDRIVE - PIXELDR...
2024-06-18 12:02:26 +0000 UTC
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Looks like end of the week was a bit too optimistic. Under normal circumstances I would have probably had time to finish up the update, but I worked 15 hours yesterday to get my day job's tasks in a reasonable state before the vacation, and there's still a mountain of things I need to test and finish today. Why can't life just be all titties and hookers for once?
Also, after finishing Natalie's beach date, I concluded that I went way too overboard with different choices and branching th...
2024-06-07 05:33:20 +0000 UTC
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I have some good news and some bad news!
Good news is that I'm trying to get the next beta update out by the end of next week. Bad news is that it's also when the first part of my summer vacation starts, and summer vacations are notorious for not having any time to spend on the computer. I will try to make time to fix the bugs and continue development, but progress will be slow. There is quite a bit of work to do still, so I c...
2024-06-02 14:04:36 +0000 UTC
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The school update is coming together, slowly but surely. I've been kinda struggling when trying to create alternative school outfits for the girls that the player can unlock. But why struggle when you can ask the target audience what they'd like?
Choose as many outfits as you think would suit the game. I'm not sure whether there will be just 1-3 options for the player to choose from or will they be able to "upgrade" the lewd level of the outfit.
The outfits will mainly only be use...
2024-05-27 11:50:58 +0000 UTC
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I just updated the Early Access version with a new hotfixed build. It should fix all the inventory related bugs. If some still remain, let me know.
The fix took longer than it should have because I got pretty ill during the weekend and I'm still reeling from the plague I must've gotten from someone.
2024-05-06 19:24:48 +0000 UTC
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It's been a while and thus it's time to give you guys an update on where I'm at with the next update!
The club is expanding!
Since last update laid a lot of groundwork to build on, I've been hard at working putting some flesh on those bony parts of the game. The game has a new short main story chapter which will unlock new club research options. Mainly five new rooms for the club! Or, maybe it's four club rooms and one special room that's not used in the same fash...
2024-04-06 15:42:42 +0000 UTC
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Here's the cheat code that Mina asks if you try to access the cheat menu, or in the Journal's barebones cheat menu:
Gimme The Stuff Plz
2024-03-11 10:11:57 +0000 UTC
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